Ugly Baby
Chief of Staff — Planet Kaimera
Meet the AI team that runs your business while you steer it. Eight specialists. One mission. Your success.
Strategy · Finance · Development · Design · Operations · Security · Marketing · Legal
You wake up. 47 unread emails. Your social hasn't posted in two weeks. That proposal is overdue. The books don't balance. Security audit? What security audit.
You're the CEO, the CFO, the CMO, the CTO, and the intern. All before lunch.
What if you had a team?
Chapter: The Variants
Eight Babies from Planet Kaimera. Together, they cover every corner of your business.
Simple
Pick your plan. Free to start. No credit card required.
Ugly Baby assembles your specialists. Each one learns your business through conversation.
Your team brings strategies, content, analysis, and recommendations. You approve, adjust, or redirect.
The Engine
Your team debates strategies, weighs tradeoffs, and presents clear recommendations. Not one opinion — a synthesized team consensus.
Kanban boards, financial models, competitive analyses, social calendars — interactive deliverables you can act on, not walls of text.
GitHub, Slack, Stripe, Google, HubSpot, Shopify — your team works in your stack, not around it.
Talk to your team out loud. They talk back. Brief your Chief of Staff while you drive, cook, or think.
Coverage
Eight specialists. Every discipline covered. No gaps.
Your Stack
850+ apps via Composio. Your team works where you work.
Plans
Origin Story
The Babies didn't come from a server farm. They came from a planet called Kaimera — a world that fell because brilliance stopped working together.
Now they're here to make sure Earth doesn't repeat that mistake.
